I’m sorry Valentine Starbucks cup. I know you’ll never live out your destiny because I dropped you on the counter and contaminated you immediately. It is kind of funny that of all the cups, you were the ONLY one I dropped. But that’s love right? Except it’s the other way around. Someone contaminates you and then they drop you, and you get thrown in the trash with greasy sandwich paper and brown goopy paper towels.
Just kidding. “Love is great, love is fine”, (Rhianna S&M 2011) Get over it stupid Starbucks cup. You’re just a dumb cup.