I applaud the effort that Eagle Dining Services puts into creating cupcakes (in batches of trillions), even if they are sketchy. In an ideal world, these cupcakes would actually be for the students, but this one brave poopy-handed fly desperately claimed the entire batch. Happy Easter little indulgent fly. Someone went through a hell of a lot of effort for you. Then again, isn’t that what Easter is about. A huge sacrifice for one small person. Oh Fly! Go ahead! Eat all the cupcakes. Then again, you are so much deeper than you even realize!